Matthew Siege is an American living in Australia. Having lived half of his life in each country has granted him a wide range of superpowers. For instance, he never knows if the date should come before the month when you write it out, or if he's supposed to spell “realize” with an “S” or a “Z.” Oh, and they call the letter “Z” “Zed” here, which is incredibly annoying. Life Down Under also means that most of the time he's upside down. Seriously.