Mortimer: Everybody Loves April Fools

By Neven Iliev

(86 Reviews)

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Synopsis

CONTENT WARNING: Profanity, gore, violence, explicit adult content

Armageddon Day. That is how history will remember the date when two Overlords clashed amidst the war-torn streets of New Whitehall. The disastrous duel and its explosive conclusion wreaked heavy casualties on the two armies present, rendering both the Ishigar Republic and the Lodrak Empire unable to continue to fight. And yet, it was no stalemate. With one Hero defeated and another revealed, the balance of power is sure to shift in the elvish nation’s favor. The Republic’s leaders will surely not hesitate to seize this opportunity, as they had already paid for it in blood and gold. Meanwhile the Lodrak Empire is gripped by unease overnight, as their Goddess mysteriously falls silent.

Boxxy doesn’t care about any of that at the moment. Mostly because the confrontation with Teresa has left it in a comatose state at a most inopportune time. With the Hero status of its public persona revealed, it will be forced to rapidly adapt and escalate its plans. Whereas before it only had to worry about keeping its true identity a secret, it will now have to worry about its alter ego being targeted. Each of the chosen divines is a controversial figure, and the suddenly revealed Hero of Chaos will surely attract a lot of attention.

And, as the shapeshifter’s primal instincts are well aware, too much attention can and will lead to a surprise meeting with Death itself.

About The Author

When I was little, I used to have dreams of making video games for a living. I didn't have a console, but the games I played on my PC blew my mind as a kid.

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Additional Credits

  • Proofed By: William Letson
  • Edited & Mastered By: Richard Smith

Reviews (86)

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Dicks

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Omg yes!

Loved it

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Amazing! Keep up the good work!

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Lol

Laughed my Ass off

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Let me start off and say that was a good one. I’ve never been so pissed off and laughing at the same time…..Please don’t make it habit…

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Was entertaining until the Soundbooth app crashed my phone during chapter 3 and I couldn’t restart it. Not being able to remove battery didn’t help. Thankfully plugging it into my computer broke the loop. Not very tasty.

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What the hell. I’m all for a good joke, but really had my hopes up. This is just a let down.

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Fantastic

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The chestiest chest that ever chested!

Well that threw me for a loop. What a great “listen”, like the gluttonous box i ate my way through this part of the story and had some good “laughs”. I just can not wait for more of these amazing audio books.

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evil

Lol

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Hilarious. Stick around for the credits.

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Fake and gay

April Fools Joke.

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I wish this was real, but you got me with this April Fools.

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A+

Keep up the great work guys. Best Boxy yet!

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Love it

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this made me laugh entirely to hard🤣

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Loved every second of it lmao

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I see what you did there…

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Nicely Done

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Funny shit

Good one guys.

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rather funny.

Normaly i hate this kind of things but this is cool and i love hearing boxy

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Excellent

Just as good as all the previous books in the series.

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Love this group and this book!!

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Fell For It

I went all through 4/1 with nothing happening and thought to myself at the end of the day that maybe it is a dead tradition. Played this 4/6, ya got me good!

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A not well received joke.

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Best book ever

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I love Mr. Morningwood (the greatest Chest to be worshipped creatures of any race), Mr. Iliev, and Jeff Hays and the Soundbooth crew. All of the above are the true pinnacle of LitRPG-style audiobooks, especially if dark humor is your favorite thing.

That said, this was the best, most horrible thing ever to happen on April 1st of any year. Thank you for the wonderful surprise, though it may have made me tear out some of my hair in frustration. Please keep writing, reading, and creating a wonderland for us dark gaming nerds.

As for Soundbooth, please keep the magic alive for at least a few years until my first fantasy novels become a reality- if my work is any good by then, I’d love any and all of your voices on my characters. It may pale in comparison to our favorite collector of Shinies, but someday I will throw my gauntlet at the stars of fantasy writing.

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I was trolled and I liked it.

Best troll ever.

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Best way to wake up

OMFG, that was so hilarious. Best way to wake up on April first.
cant wait to hear the real thing when it is ready. i love the series and the audiobooks.

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Worth It!

You caught me completely unaware, opening an ordinary chest expecting a bountiful harvest even though my surroundings dictated something was amiss I was too greedy and got exactly what I deserved!

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Not funny. Really distasteful actually.

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This was great

It was great! My daughter and I laughed till we cried! She is blind so we do all your books on audio. They are fantastic. You guys are awesome.

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That was good, i have however have now lost faith in humanity.

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You got me good

I fell for it hook, line, and sinker!

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Trolls gotta troll

I really should’ve seen this coming. I knew something was off when Soundbooth was giving this away for free & it wasn’t even uploaded to Amazon yet. I swear I’ll get you back for this Mr. Iliev & your little mimic too!

Best book series I look forward to reading, right up there with Awaken Online.

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Got me good.