Cold Reads — Everybody Loves Large Chests, Volume 7: Goroth

By Neven Iliev

(9 Reviews)


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At a glance, the dwarves and gnomes of the Horkensaft Kingdom are two peoples who are worlds apart. The former are seen as hardcore traditionalists Hell-bent on maintaining the status quo, while the latter only look ever forward and upward as they grasp at the future with both hands. And yet, these two seemingly opposing cultures serve as a counter-balance to each other, creating a civilization that draws upon the wisdom of the past to face new challenges. Whether that is actually the case or mere propaganda will soon to be put to the test, as they are about to receive a visit from the Hero of Chaos. The enigmatic herald of change has already fostered a well-deserved reputation for setting things in motion by their presence, and only time will tell if the Kingdom of the stout-folk will survive the impending transition.

Though, once again, Boxxy doesn’t actually care what ripples it causes. It isn’t there to upset society or challenge the stagnant culture of all-work-no-play. Its goal is to track down an errant treasure that escaped its grasp while it was out of commission, and maybe secure some new pieces for its ever-growing collection along the way. Before it has a chance to, however, it must first deal with a significant issue that threatens to undo much of its work since its arrival in Azurvale. It is a challenge unlike any it has faced, and not one that it can hope to solve easily through force and violence. The limits of Boxxy’s patience and self-control are about to be tested, as it looks desperately for a way… to leave the house.

CONTENT WARNING: Profanity, gore, violence, explicit adult content


About The Author

When I was little, I used to have dreams of making video games for a living. I didn't have a console, but the games I played on my PC blew my mind as a kid.

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Reviews (9)

I only wish I knew about the YouTube channel sooner. great stuff.

I only wish I knew about the YouTube channel sooner. great stuff.

I love this series and it is really fun and interesting to see behind the recording curtain. I will certainly listen to more of these.


Great listen

Hey guys this is pretty tasty. It’s interesting to get the introspective of the narrator’s input. From the buyers standpoint I’d happily buy a second version with input from key creators in the development process. Basically listening to the same book except with the authors and narrators thoughts of the scenes that are happening. Granted I’d probably throw my shinies at anything with these peoples names on it at this point. But replay ability is one of my favorite parts of this series, I always catch things I hadn’t noticed the first time around. I’m recently started online school for 3d arts, I’d love to try my hand at making these characters into 3d animated models. I’m completely unfamiliar with the laws and rules on this as I’m just getting started learning, but does anyone here know where I might go to get permission to try? Well keep up the great work guys I can’t wait for book 7,8,9,etc! So if anyone knows or just wants to talk boxy hit me up

This is fascinating to hear your process! Not to mention getting my boxy fix! Thanks so much for sharing this cold read. I can’t wait for the finished product to come out on audible. Jeff Hays is my hero.

So much fun listening to you, curse at your self when you thought you got a wrong inflection for boxy or the dwarves. We all love your character bitch, neven lliev&jeff. would love for him to be brought in just to hear jeff giggle every time he has to call him by name.